Whoa, okay. So last night, I had this really fucked up dream.
Basically, I was back in America, and I was living in this big, beautiful treehouse with two blonde little girls. Heta and Helmi were living with us, and the children were Helmi's daughters. Heta and Helmi are Atheists, I'm agnostic, and in this dream the two little girls were devout Christians. Sunday school after church and everything.
Well, in a lot of dreams I have, there's a house, and there is ALWAYS the SAME room in the back, and it's always really actively haunted. Heavy objects flying at people's heads and stuff. This is a recurring element in my dream, and it represents my subconscious fear of... My subconscious' mysterious hostility. xD BEAR WITH ME.
This back room showed up in my dream again, in the treehouse. The treehouse was a 2 story octogon shaped house with a big ass, living, deciduous tree growing up through the middle of it, it was beautiful. Well, same in every dream where this back room occurs, nobody was allowed in that room. Which sucked. It was really beautiful, like victorian style, but no one was allowed in. Someone went into the room, and left the door open. Things started coming out of it.
So, some part of me recognized this as a re-occuring theme in my dreams, and I knew that this was an unusual twist on the typical dream. Sometimes people went in and got attacked by the ghost, sometimes not, but nothing had ever been able to leave the room before. But now, multiple entities were coming out and 'infecting' some objects, or manifesting in strange forms. And I could spot them somehow.
There were lots, but I only remember a few. One particularly hard to get rid of one was this thing that looked like a piece of a wrought iron fence, shaped kind of like a flatworm. This one was hard to get rid of. Another thing was this pair of really long, bony arms covered in brown hair with sharp nails. The arms would come out from under a couch and elongate, slowly reaching toward the youngest girl whenever no-one was looking, then draw back if someone turned around. I saw it, freaked out, and went and stomped on the arms until something in there screamed and they sucked back under the sofa. This happened several times before I tried to exorcise it. Since I'm agnostic, I don't really have a strong faith in Christianity, there's just a big quesstionmark on the only page in my bible. Well, these little girls were another story. They had really strong faith, and believed with their whole body. So, I taught the kids to exercise the ghosts that I could see, but couldn't remove. The girl's couldn't see them, but they had good faith and turned out to be good little exorcists. I held their hands and told them what to say, and these objects would melt into goo. Well, eventually the ghosts or demons or whatever caught on, and one took the form of a kappa hoping I wouldn't kill it. It was tiny and blue and really scary looking, but I was like OMG CUTE. I told it to behave itself, or it would be killed, and of course I had to kill it because the minute I turned my back on it, it would start breaking shit.
Well, while me and the little girls were trying to rid the house of ghosts, Heta and Helmi had heard about some kind of festival going on downtown and bought everyone tickets. They went early, because me and the girls needed to stay behind, but there were going to be all kinds of games and food and rides, and we were going to meet up at the gate. Well, while we finished killing all the ghosts we could find and left to go to the festival (on horseback for some reason) we noticed a lot of black animals running around in the streets. We saw two black dogs rush and kill a smaller tan dog. As it died, one of the black dogs vomited white smoke into the dead one's face, and it turned black, got up, and went away with the two dogs who had killed it.
Somehow opening that room made some kind of war start between every animal in the world, because some of the entities who had escaped the room infected animals and made them evil. There was a grizzly bear wearing armor, dude. A massive, solid-black grizzly bear with studded leather armor. They were facing off against another whole army of 'good' animals who were on our side. The good animals were brown, with gold metallic markings, and somehow every animal we touched would become like this.
So, we abandoned going to the festival, and started talking to the 'good' animals, trying to recruit any animals we could. Unfortunately, the only animals that we could recruit were things like butterflies, squirrels, rabbits and one hog. Every other animal had joined the evil side because they were natural hunters, and had a desire to kill which made them easy for the demons or whatever to seduce. The hog scared the hell out of us too, because he was naturally black except for his tail and we thought he was going to kill us before he turned brown. Well, while we were being attacked by dogs which were trying to bring down the horse that the little girls were on, the butterfly came back and told me that the bees were on our side.
ALL of the bees. As it turns out, the butterfly had convinced one bee, and I guess all bees were connected to their queen, and all the hives are in communication, so there was litterally ALL OF THE BEES. EVERY BEE.
I was over the fucking moon about the bees. The bees were tiny compared to that bear, but the sky was like, black with them. I was like, crying with joy at the amount of bees willing to sacrifice their lives. I didn't really get past this part, and I left out a lot of boring shit in between, but while the bees were coming, the vicious black dogs had gotten to my legs and they were tearing them apart. The creepiest thing ever was that when I woke up, I could still hear one of the dogs snarling really close to my ear for a good 20 seconds after I had woken up. No explanation.